salam and greetings to all
i got a phone call from my friend at 12.04am.. never thought that i will got his call in the middle of night. and the conversation begins...
A : hello..
B : hello..you there. tido ke...
A : tak..i'm swimming while singing..wuzzup..
B : hahaha....you swimming atas katil and snorring ka?? SNORER...
A : stupid la you..shoot la..
B : i got sms from my ex la. she asked me for a date.
A : then..what are you waiting for. just go la. last time you said you want to have that mushi mushi time with her. huh...such a jiwang karat man.
B : karat2 pun ada orang nak. not like you. cold hearted. pity la your bf. got gf like you. so garang. better he dates a tiger or a lion..
A : cut the crab.. apa cer dgn that hindustani girl...
B : i don't know la.. she just wanted to hang out with me. next week lor. padang merdeka...
A : hahaha....padang merdeka. why dont u ask her to visit your siblings kat sebelah. they all so rindu windu dengan you...don't worry. i'll pay the ticket. tujuh ringgit per head only. t'row i give u the money..hahahhaa
B : shiiissss.... dey stupid...serious la. she still waiting for my answer. then, should i go??
A : hello bro.. she's your mata hati. y are u so buta hati. dia dah ajak. then you go la. aiyaaa. so stupid la you. peluang depan mata. or should i say...hey, don't la. maksiat..maksiat...masyaAllah.....
B : hahaha... i dont know la..inside here say go la..outside say dont la. she will repeat the same thing to me...aiyaaaa...
A : dey macha...go to sleep first then if you dream of her, then you accept. if you dream of me meaning that you will jadi bujang telajak sampai bila2..hahahah
B : oit...tak guna punya kawan..
A : it suits you la...dah la..i'm so sleepy la. nasib baik roomate i balik hometown dia. kacau orang tdo la you....
B : shiiiishhh....you pentingkan tdo dr kawan la..
A : of coz la. dah la..t'row dont forget to tell me ur mimpi..hahahha...night bro. may god bless you. salam...
B : night snorer..salam....
A : i'm not snorer you #$%@^@$$# ................(tuuuuuuutuuutttt)
huh....so malang if i got his call. everytime he calls there will be no new story except his mata hati and his jiwang karat story. so bosan la bro..plsss la change man...where on earth i found you la. stop watching lovey dovey story la. no more song hye gyo and winter sonata la... aiyaaaa....still got man like you ka in this world. i thought only on astro ria+ astro prima drama. now, terkena batang hidong aku.. a friend like you...shiiish.....
*some of the conversation have been edited to avoid misunderstood...may Allah bless you...
i got a phone call from my friend at 12.04am.. never thought that i will got his call in the middle of night. and the conversation begins...
A : hello..
B : hello..you there. tido ke...
A : tak..i'm swimming while singing..wuzzup..
B : hahaha....you swimming atas katil and snorring ka?? SNORER...
A : stupid la you..shoot la..
B : i got sms from my ex la. she asked me for a date.
A : then..what are you waiting for. just go la. last time you said you want to have that mushi mushi time with her. huh...such a jiwang karat man.
B : karat2 pun ada orang nak. not like you. cold hearted. pity la your bf. got gf like you. so garang. better he dates a tiger or a lion..
A : cut the crab.. apa cer dgn that hindustani girl...
B : i don't know la.. she just wanted to hang out with me. next week lor. padang merdeka...
A : hahaha....padang merdeka. why dont u ask her to visit your siblings kat sebelah. they all so rindu windu dengan you...don't worry. i'll pay the ticket. tujuh ringgit per head only. t'row i give u the money..hahahhaa
B : shiiissss.... dey stupid...serious la. she still waiting for my answer. then, should i go??
A : hello bro.. she's your mata hati. y are u so buta hati. dia dah ajak. then you go la. aiyaaa. so stupid la you. peluang depan mata. or should i say...hey, don't la. maksiat..maksiat...masyaAllah.....
B : hahaha... i dont know la..inside here say go la..outside say dont la. she will repeat the same thing to me...aiyaaaa...
A : dey macha...go to sleep first then if you dream of her, then you accept. if you dream of me meaning that you will jadi bujang telajak sampai bila2..hahahah
B : oit...tak guna punya kawan..
A : it suits you la...dah la..i'm so sleepy la. nasib baik roomate i balik hometown dia. kacau orang tdo la you....
B : shiiiishhh....you pentingkan tdo dr kawan la..
A : of coz la. dah la..t'row dont forget to tell me ur mimpi..hahahha...night bro. may god bless you. salam...
B : night snorer..salam....
A : i'm not snorer you #$%@^@$$# ................(tuuuuuuutuuutttt)
huh....so malang if i got his call. everytime he calls there will be no new story except his mata hati and his jiwang karat story. so bosan la bro..plsss la change man...where on earth i found you la. stop watching lovey dovey story la. no more song hye gyo and winter sonata la... aiyaaaa....still got man like you ka in this world. i thought only on astro ria+ astro prima drama. now, terkena batang hidong aku.. a friend like you...shiiish.....
*some of the conversation have been edited to avoid misunderstood...may Allah bless you...
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